Question by question, I'm going to take America back. And the reason is because I'm the President of these great United States!
I apologise for the delay between questions, ladies and gentlemen. I’ve been busy running around the country. There are things that need to be done. Things that need to be done by me. Why? Because I’m the President of the great United States of America!
Thank you for the question, animefreak120 (Are you Icelandic? I know a diplomat from Iceland with that name). A tip for those thinking of entering politics? There’s only one thing for me to say! Rather than yell it at you, I’ll do the PR folks a favor and give you a preview of the posters that will be going up in schools shortly.
Anonymous asked: “Who is your favorite president (aside from yourself, of course!) and why?”
Not that you would of known, but this is actually a personal question.
You won’t find this fact in the history books, but The President’s Spirit project had been proposed even before we officially had our first president. Now, as we all know, The President’s Spirit project resulted in the Metal Wolf we have today, but it’s original vision was to house the president in a two story, steam-powered humanoid vehicle, where he would lead his country from the front lines, protected only by wood, steel and his justice.
Now, whatever reasons they may of had, each and every president before me had passed on The President’s Spirit project. I didn’t know this project existed until I became President, so you can understand how crushed I was to find out my forefathers had disregarded this shining symbol of American freedom and missile punches.
To answer your question, I truthfully can’t answer your question until I hear each president’s reason for disregarding The President’s Spirit.
Anonymous asks “What is ‘Democracy in Action’?”
‘Democracy in action’ is knowing when to set aside important plans so you can head out to save America.
Anonymous “What is your policy on immigration?”
The issue here isn’t managing who is immigrating into America, but how to immigrate the heart of the American spirit into people.
tumblrbot asked: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?
While both potentially strong allies, I arrive at a wall.
Robots can be programmed to understand freedom, but freedom isn’t something that can be understood through programming. It is something that has to be lit inside.
Regarding the dinosaurs, it’s common knowledge that America was not created until many years later, which leads me to believe that they also would not be able to truly understand freedom.
Despite these facts, your president must make a choice and I choose robots. If created in America, they may come to learn what freedom means. There are already enough dinosaurs in politics, anyway.
Welcome … to the White House.
Fellow Americans, if you’re here, your heart no doubt burns with the spirit of freedom.
If you, my fellow Americans, have any questions for your President, whether they be about freedom or iron-clad battle tactics, now is the time to strike.
