I apologise for the delay between questions, ladies and gentlemen. I’ve been busy running around the country. There are things that need to be done. Things that need to be done by me. Why? Because I’m the President of the great United States of America!
Thank you for the question, animefreak120 (Are you Icelandic? I know a diplomat from Iceland with that name). A tip for those thinking of entering politics? There’s only one thing for me to say! Rather than yell it at you, I’ll do the PR folks a favor and give you a preview of the posters that will be going up in schools shortly.
tumblrbot asked: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?
While both potentially strong allies, I arrive at a wall.
Robots can be programmed to understand freedom, but freedom isn’t something that can be understood through programming. It is something that has to be lit inside.
Regarding the dinosaurs, it’s common knowledge that America was not created until many years later, which leads me to believe that they also would not be able to truly understand freedom.
Despite these facts, your president must make a choice and I choose robots. If created in America, they may come to learn what freedom means. There are already enough dinosaurs in politics, anyway.
Welcome … to the White House.
Fellow Americans, if you’re here, your heart no doubt burns with the spirit of freedom.
If you, my fellow Americans, have any questions for your President, whether they be about freedom or iron-clad battle tactics, now is the time to strike.